Holy shit! Do you work in my office. No, that’s impossible. I’m the only one here who hates that bologna. Wait... are you me?

Take your waterproofs and your wellies. It gets rough up there.

The brain, which we often think of as the source of higher thought and reason, is divided into various regions. One of these regions is the brainstem, which plays a vital role in the regulation of the body’s various functions such as breathing, metabolism, and locomotion.

These photographs are very Kate Chopin, The Awakening.

My son and I are doing well. I’ve gone back to school and am finishing my degree in Women’s and Gender Studies and I start classes next semester to become certified as a crisis counselor. I thought I was a rare case, I’m not. These stories are just never told, therefor nothing ever changes. We can do better. Step 1.…

Spousal rape is its own special kind of hell. How do you reconcile that the person who constantly tells you “You’re the most important person in my life” could do that to you? How do you deal with the massive betrayal of trust from the person you’ve chosen to spend the rest of your life with? After it happened (well,…

Don’t get me wrong, this guy is a nasty cruel sack of shit who probably needs to kill defenseless animals to compensate for his small penis. That said, over on Deadspin they’re calling for the guys address as well as his name. Sorry, but we don’t need his wife and children to be harrassed by the internet mob because…

What. The. Fuck. Is. Going. On.

I usually just say “mostly-vegetarian” as I’ll have the rare fish when protein levels dip, or when craving sushi badly, because the number of people asking if I'm "vegan" while I'm ordering a full pound of cheese for lunch is just insane.

Like going down the shore for a week.....?

It’s like when my mom makes all stores possessive. Target’s. Barnes & Noble’s. Walmart’s. Always makes me giggle.

I’m 95% sure this is just Daniel Day Lewis Prepping for a role.

gif party?

My mom is Catholic and once told me that, to paraphrase, if the the only reason you don’t go out and murder, steal, rape, cheat, and commit crime everyday is because you are afraid of going to hell, you are a bad person and you sure as shit do not get religion.

“Forgive me please, but that’s what you get when you play with people’s emotions.”

They alive, damn it!

Also, just WTF with this statement.She is actually saying that women should just work harder than men to be treated equally. DO MORE WORK TO BE TREATED THE SAME. I just. I just can’t.

If Fox News did a segment on the “myth” of wage inequality where all of the anchors got together and had to lay their paychecks side by side to openly see who makes what, and then watch the ones who make more try to justify their higher wage to the lower paid anchors, I would watch the shit outta that train wreck.

I mean.

Almost every time I hear someone ask “Do you know who I am?” (especially in a context like this), it makes me think of an old scratch-off lottery commercial where a student is in class and is scratching a scratch-off lottery ticket after he (presumably) finishes a test. He is caught up with scratching (or possibly…