“I personally believe that life is special, that human life is special and there’s a sanctity — that we’re more than just clay and dirt,” he said.

“The thing is about abortion — and about a lot of things — is that I think people get tied up in all these details of, sort of, you’re this or this or that, or you’re hard and fast (on) one thing or the other.”

Ladylike /= feminine.

“Yeah, well, I have a coke habit to support, and that’s a lot more expensive.”

For most of my professional career, I have used either “is your arm broken” or a look that says I’m thinking “is your arm broken?”

It’s important to note that I have been labeled “difficult” at most of my places of employment. But, now at nearly 40, I don’t have any fucks left to give and will openly call out sexism…

Kosher ham goes great with night cheese. True facts.

They go great with the aurora borealis that has localized itself in my kitchen.

WHAT IS AN HERB

But... but... I thought Sal Tlay Ka Siti was the most perfect place on earth? You know... where flies don't bite your eyeballs, and human life has worth?

jesus - please edit your articles!

I was working at a marina. I ended up pumping this guy's gas into his boat. Now in his defense, I am wearing a t-shirt, jeans, and was just done with cutting down a tree, so I got scratches and shit all over me. I'm nine days into a two week shift there.

xenophobic? xeno-fucking-phobic?! who the fuck are you?!

If you're giving prizes for best turns of phrase in BCO (consider it!), I nominate "Jesus freak dog fuckers" and "unsdisputed King of the Dickwalruses" from this week's batch.

I get fucking whiplash coming from Kotaku to Jezebel sometimes. Over on Kotaku, the comments are mostly along the lines of "women? Starring in film? Ugh. No thank you." While over here, everyone has the appropriate reaction along the lines of "these women are hilarious, I hope this is great."

P.S. You really should take up eating meat again. Millions of people starve to death every day and would gladly trade places with you.

P.S. You really should take up eating meat again. Millions of people starve to death every day and would gladly trade places with you.

Ellen, who works in South Philly: Was that place Cantina? It just sounds like it to me. But if not, I'm not trying to dox you - just a friendly neighbor here.

Also, reverse vampires.

Not totally related to your comment, but it made me think about a customer spill situation I had last summer. Serving brunch on a super crowded patio, tray of 6 mimosas, and a toddler veers into my path. To avoid stepping on him I kind of hopped to the side, and proceeded to spill EVERY single mimosa on a woman and…