You are a decent man and you try hard, which is why your end zone proposal is balls. What you do is take ONE end zone and make it EIGHT INCHES deeper. Call it the Bonus Zone and say you are doing it to make the Coin Toss more important (try not to snicker when you do this.) You will instantly hear crazy shit like,…
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Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.
He is just a shill for BIG SHIFT KEY
Bugle Boy Polo Shirt isn’t a shirt for a dapper man, or a suave man, or a man who values his appearance. It’s a shirt for a man who has resigned himself to dad-dom, so much so that he goes on a nationally televised cooking program looking like a children’s mannequin from 1993 that was hit by Rich Moranis’ enlarging…
Good thing the graphic artist made sure to make his wedding ring noticeable. Wouldn’t want single ladies throwing themselves at that impeccably dressed dude with the silky smooth dance moves...
How about a phone that only texts in all caps?
America is populated by idiots. Why is Big Bang Theory the most watched show around?
In difficult times such as these, it’s nice to see Americans go back to the one unifying, unambiguously good past-time that has lasted them for over 240 years: kicking the shit out of the Irish.
60 million racists.
If this is what soccer does to people, soccer’s the worst.
Harvey combined the two characters from The Dark Knight, the Joker and Harvey Dent/Two-Face, but the way he did it—going half-Joker, half-Dent—indicates that he either completely forgot what happens in the movie, has no clue that the two villains were actually different people, or, as I posit, never saw it to begin…
Is this some blue/gold dress thing I don’t understand? Seems like normal Joe Buck awfulness to me.
How about you just don’t read the posts that don’t interest you? Perhaps go for a walk and yell at some clouds instead.
“I don’t immediately jump to molesting her. I wait 10 years. But so we’re clear, I’ve called dibs on that.”
Welcome to the lacrosse field, rookie. Rules are simple. 74 men in mesh shorts try to capture your egg with their nets. Any questions? No? Good. Just go sign up with Montana and Breshley at the Bud Light Lime stage and they’ll give you the organic pecan oil you’ll need for your uniform.
No argument, best ever. The game will be less without him.
Curt Schilling’s Facebook Lock Of The Week
(Pirate voice) #MRRRRRRSA
wasn’t there already a Browns emoji?