“have you considered having some work done? ...oh, you have? and this is the result? okay... cool.”

City officials and regulatory agents aren’t a protected class. Uber is free to discriminate against them all they want.

Hey Marvel TV! You know what show was funny?

Jesus fucking christ, is his ex wife a 14 year old experiencing social media for the first time?

How is this year only half way over, it feels like it’s been all my life

“He kept flinging himself forcefully at my club. I tried to walk away, but he kept smashing head-first into it! I was scared for my life!”

I can’t wait for the MILLENNIALS ARE KILLING think pieces when Harley goes under for being...you know...terrible.

Didn’t you read? The bike is on drugs! It’s not behaving rationally!