“have you considered having some work done? ...oh, you have? and this is the result? okay... cool.”

Jesus fucking christ, is his ex wife a 14 year old experiencing social media for the first time?

“He kept flinging himself forcefully at my club. I tried to walk away, but he kept smashing head-first into it! I was scared for my life!”

I can’t wait for the MILLENNIALS ARE KILLING think pieces when Harley goes under for being...you know...terrible.