Name George W. Bush’s speechwriter. Do it now. Since they are all public figures, you should be able to.

Getting slapped down by Ted Cruz wasn’t enough for you guys? You have to go after Simmons too?

Can we get him Chinanu Onuaku’s phone number?

One time I saw Donald Trump and made a bunch of assumptions then wrote a story about it. Great.

#allpoetrysucks

Poetry sucks.

It’s pretty hilarious that Russia aimed to discredit Clinton not by making up lies, but by revealing the truth about her campaign and the DNC. I’m still not sure why there isn’t more outrage about the truths revealed than the way they were revealed. But I guess butthurt democrats haven’t gotten to acceptance yet.

“Welcome to Deadspin, where sports are Bad(!) and everything is a political conversation.”

This is an awful article.

Don’t forget the electoral college. Damn that electoral college.

You are making too much sense for Kinja. All these clowns want to believe in Russian hacker propaganda.

How about it’s because Hillary was a corrupt cunt who made for the shittiest possible candidate. Oh, and Bernie would have gotten his fucking ass kicked too. Fuck off, liberal crybabies. Brace yourself for a Republican supermajority and eight great years of Trump! #MAGA

“How America’s Idiotic War On Slavery May Have Given Us President Grant” - Clay Travis

THERE WERE NO BUTTERFLIES AT MY SUNDAY PICNIC AND THIS MAY HAVE HELPED ELECT DONALD TRUMP: MY COLUMN

I am a hard-core Giants fan, but I have a dirty secret: I hate OBJ.

I used to like Beckham until he turned into a crybaby asshole over the past couple of seasons. This is why people like him get vilified in the press while people like Donald Driver or Jerry Rice are generally well respected. One goes out of his way to make noise for himself, while the others simply do their jobs and…

The wsj comments section actually acquitted itself quite well here. They at least expressed coherent thoughts and articulated their beliefs rationally. Most comments sections devolve into name calling and accusations of pedophilia pretty quickly.

Yeah, comments like these aren’t unusual. Every newspaper that allows comments sees this crap daily.

Reporting on the comment section. What a job.

That’s called AFL-CIO.