Keep it in your pants, sheesh. That’s one of the dumbest things I’ve ever heard.

I hate deadspin, and I hate the commenters. But I still come back to read some stuff and be amazed at people’s vitriol and POV from the other side of the aisle. You telling people to leave if you don’t like it is the epitome of wanting to live in an echo chamber.

He has, hands down, the best job on earth. I can watch DDD for hours. Guy reminds me of the embarrassing dad. So corny but endearing. Also, he seems like a great family man.

Seriously. I can’t believe they simulcast that.

The women on the left is a total buzzkill. AND someone teach her not to look in the sky every times she speaks.

Is there anything you guys won’t complain about???

Lol at calling these people the future of the Republican Party. You guys are seriously lunatics.

Sounds like antifa

This is a great comment.

I’m a man and that statement you just made is not offensive soooo.....

THATS WHAT YOU GOT OUT OF THAT?? WHAAAT???

Isn’t the CEO Indian? Didn’t you just read the rebuttals of a woman VP?

Wealth disrebution is a crazy bullshit agenda to hold your platform up. It won’t ever hold nor should it ever hold.

Life’s not fair. Deal with it.

Did anyone edit this piece? It feels like no one proofread it at all.

It’s insane. Every single one of your takes is wrong. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

Boy, you really suck.

3rd best*

Get a life

This made no sense. I am now dumber than when I started reading that post.