Thirdly) you’re crazy, lady

First) you seem like an awful person. Second) you clearly have no idea what the purpose of the federal government is.

He broke the most important unwritten rule - having fun

Jesus, the dude died. And you’re out here calling him worthless. Get a grip, man

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA “journalist” that's the funniest part about the whole post.

This needs more likes

No one is forcing people to buy bottled water. You fucking hippie morons

You’re such a fucking loser. I’m not even a Kobe fan. I honestly think you are pathetic, entitled sub humans. Fucking hope you die. I sincerely mean that.

Lol cool story, bro. Like who GAF what Colorado EVER thinks

Hate people like you. So misguided

Winning definitely wouldn’t have helped. You’re right

I don’t get the comment “what [enter shitbag writer] was trying to say” post. He just wrote a whole goddamn article about what he meant. As usual it's short sighted and misguided. These dudes are such clowns. They claim to love diversity but everyone must do it the same way or they will be humiliated.

Also he's still basically a specialist

Yea, crazy how people have opinions, right? Hindsight is banging

Monroe is ass

By collecting assets, Hinkie increase the chance of luck. It's so crazy simple, and everyone is freaking out bc, believe it or not, the Sixers are actually in a better position now then they were 4 years ago. Deadspin just can't accept that. Tell me the difference between 10 wins and 23 wins? Tell me, please

Please please please stop posting. Just last year Towns only played 20 min per game and didn’t have any kind of special statistical vote gory where he killed it. But he went number 1. As he should, because his game translated to the NBA.

Cado oil*

It should be sambo, for Christ sake

Oh man, that's awesome! I'm so happy you got hit my a truck! Now we just need the Jezebel office to explode with everyone in it.