Get a life, man

Why does that blow your mind? Franchise players falling off trees now?

Sick post, man. Just SICK!!! Best of the best blogger, right. How. Do. You. Do. It!

Never stop exploring, baby!

Stick to not betting. Unfortunately, this is exactly why they hired him

Lol, since when is Philly a racist city? You must be thinking of Boston, son.

You’re trash, Burneko

What's so bad about it?

I hate Kanye, but I love that line.

God, I hate everything you write. Suck a dick, Greg

Those jobs aren’t for people to make a career out of it. They are entry level jobs for kids or transients basically. Don’t blame McDonald’s for a persons money problems

Lol. You’re stupid

You have truly outdone yourself, this is your shittiest article yet. Congrats fuck face.

Hahahaha deadspin staffers not judging. Good one

Indefensible economic system? Capitalism is the problem? You people are fucking delusional.

Or let's say he has Tourette's and it effects him as a qb, wouldn't they have to cut him bc he can't do his job? Explain to me how that's different.

So if he keeps drinking and it effects his job, he should be able to keep it? That makes zero sense.

Sick point, bro

All these other comments don’t get to your point. If you’re an abuser and already have done rehab. End up relapsing and it effects your job, that person will lose his/her job and it will be justified.

So their opinions are invalid because they make a lot of money for their employer and are compensated accordingly? I get it rich people are villains. But nothing is wrong with trying to teach fiscal responsibility. Plus y'all steady try to tell rich people what to do with their money. It's fun reading crap like this.