Lol true, buuuuut what if he hooks you up afterwards. You could totally make out like a bandit in this situation

As usual, you can’t write a article without grotesque hate for no reason. You’re a hack. Stop writing, you suck

Hahahaha this is rich, even for deadspin's blood. Blame the Orioles, who are doing the right thing, for other company's rather understandable non payout circumstances. Bravo, deadspin, you continue to be a bias joke

+1. They’re unbelievable

+1 deadspin is unreal sometimes (read: all the time)

This series should be great! Get to show this blogs true colors and, as usual, display why it is the worst crap on the Internet

It would be so much better if they went with a Celtics esque style logo for Ben Franklin

You’re a fucking hater with a small platform. You’re pathetic. Fuck you Burneko. You drastically downplay what he has achieved, more than anything you will ever do, and attack him because you don’t like his writing style. Who the fuck are you? Seriously, you’re a nobody.

Burneko you are a total and complete hack. Everything you write is unbearably inconsequential and disgustingly bias. You are the biggest piece of shit at this pathetic blog. Go to hell. All you know how to do is make attack pieces of people and organizations that are leaps and bounds more successful than you and…

You can do whatever the hell you want when you jump more than a foot higher than dudes that can also get up

Seems like your going from ghost reading to sucking all their dicks pretty fast. Slow down PK21

Leflop?? You’re such a loser. I don't think you know anything about basketball

Nailed Klosterman right on the head. He is the woooorst

I laughed.

Hahahaha that promo is amazing. Great toss by the guy. Too bad everyone is hypersensitive about everything. Lighten up people.

You’re crazy. You know what they say about assuming...

...liberals, sheesh

Don't apologize for messing up this shit bags agenda

2010 draft. Eagles traded up, and we were thrilled, we were about to get the aire apparent to Dawkins.....then they announced Brandon Graham. Earl Thomas should be an Eagles god dammit!!!

Cool, a sports writer that doesn't follow sports. What a piece of shit you are, Burneko. God damn hack