England did the most England thing and added a superfluous ‘u’ to “go forth”.

In Stanton’s defense, I can understand why he might not want to turn the other cheek.

My best, Ed

Ran when parked

They were approached on the SECOND fucking hole?!?! Yeah, I have played behind plenty of slow players, have yet to attempt to “play through” or talk to someone before they leave the green at #2.

Nearly everything in this world is fucking shit, but one of the few things that gives me hope on a daily basis is that we live in a world where A-Rod has entered an astounding and much-loved second career in his post-playing life and Jeets is flailing and insulting Bryant fucking Gumbel on national TV.

Hannity?

In fairness to Votto, there’s a backstory to this and that is that Eagles fans suck.

Homer? That’s a camera hole out there and I’m betting that thing bounced and got the camera guy right in the undercarriage, hence the ruling of a 2 bagger is legit.

I mean, they’re all good. But you can’t beat “bereft on the terf.” Good on ya.

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

I mean what do you want? He didn’t lead with his helmet, he got hit in the chest first and the impact made him buckle and that caused their helmets to collide. You can’t just say no blindside hits because you may as well just make defenders wear bells and have to yell out their intent before making contact if that hit…

“I looked around the room and everyone had their heads down. And I said no.”

Donald Trump was accused by the Justice Department in the 1970's of refusing to rent apartments in his developments to black people.

The single engine that drives his psychology is a desire for dominance. It is about dominance and power. It is being able to walk into a room and take over.

Prince, of course. Also gives me a reason to post the hall of fame performance.