Yeah, that's why I pointed that out in my article which I hope you read all the way through because I view it as a sign of how much you love me AND I WOULD BE DEAD WITHOUT YOUR LOVE AND VALIDATION. YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA.

"The foot of the bed." - Rachel Green, 1994.

Had to.

My 65 year old father is a dork in a half, and he just learned what a selfie was. I rather enjoy taking walks with him and giggling under my breath when he spots someone taking a selfie and says loudly "Hey! Look! It's a selfie!", and then he gives them a totally sincere thumbs up. People usually just slink away or…

Really? Because this isn't a selfie taken in the bathroom mirror. He's outside, there's a cute thing.

I bet Obama thinks that pretty often.

This is the best Godwin's I've ever seen.

Given that you're disregarding anything unless you've personally experienced it, as one man to another (because clearly you'd never take the word of a woman) I'd say no, you are most certainly not "an ally."

Raise your hand if you're a woman who's ever had the thought "man, I hope that dude doesn't kill me." *Raises hand

hey everyone please don't forget not to feed the trolls, LOVE YA, BYE

I was raped while I was a student at Brown, years ago. I never reported it because I assumed "getting over it myself" would be easier than dealing with the pain, shame, and dismissal I feared I'd experience by involving the administration. After graduating, I regretted taking this course of action and not speaking up…

Here's a screenshot of the email Dean Klawunn sent out yesterday about the case (well, phrased to conveniently pretend this was not in response to anything at all).

As a Brown student, I was particularly proud of Lena's concern for less privileged victims of sexual assault. She's acknowledged that the financial and emotional support of her parents gave her the ability to make it through the appeals process and take a medical leave. Students who rely on financial aid or…

I was going to say "obvious horseshit," but slightly implausible works too.

Let's all take a moment to appreciate Oklahoma's method of crowd control: half-heartedly rolling a bicycle at people.

I could not get through 'Metamorphosis. Something bugged me about the main character.

I have always wanted the book to end with Jane saying, "Excuse me but you can not crawl back to me now that your wife is dead and you are blind. I choose me! Frankly, I don't give a damn about your crap anymore."

If you put an obscene amount of cheese on my sandwich, I'd probably assume you wanted to be BFFs for life.

I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back, I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back... after it died of an easily preventible disease.