I think when women say "I want a man who makes me laugh" they are not thinking about Gilbert Gottfried. I have never met anyone of any gender who finds him funny.

Someone sic Lisbeth Salander on this guy.

Will this comment section dissolve into a discussion about how reprehensible and gross Swedish culture is and how I have been approached by nasty aggressive Swedish men and that is evidence that they are an infantile culture?

Oh god, it's the bad part of Jezebel again.

A) I said this comment was stupid. L2Reading Comprehension.
B) Even if I wanted to, I couldn't ignore your future comments because YOU FUCKING SHARE ALL OF THEM TO GT.

the commercial above is about getting children to eat fermented bean pasted so they possess S and V-lines

It was a link to porn about "revving"— where pretty girls try really hard to get a car started. Seriously.

Off-topic, but no one side-eyes like Alisha. I love her.

CHRIS KLUWE MURDERED LENNAY KEKUA!

"I'm not a bigot! I'm not bi-anything! That's fucking disgusting!"

Okay, so...

Now I will be staring at my dog when she poops to see which direction she is facing. Thanks, internet!

Of course, Geno's choice not to use a condom comes as no surprise. He's grown accustomed to having no protection whatsoever after working with the Jets offensive line.

Helpful mnemonic device: when struggling to remember if it's "Jets rite of passage" or "Jets write of passage", keep in mind that if Geno Smith is involved, there won't be a W.

think long and hard before sending pictures of your penis to women

This thread needs a Ross gif immediately.
Otherwise, best wishes to everyone.

Oh my God, if you say that one more time, I'm going to break up with you.

I know right!

It's actually spelled Dwyane. No, I don't know why.