So they’ve once again screwed the pooch because money... fantastic.

I’ve been reading some pretty negative early reviews regarding lack of activities and there’s two counterpoints that come to mind;

We not going to talk about how he lost his children/nephews?

Seriously. If you’re not going to put in the time and effort to train a small monkey or a ferret, just stay home.

Interesting. I thought you could choose not to play. So would stealing lottery funds or robbing a casino also be fair play?

Teaching children to commit crimes is heinous.

Pretty sure it’s more about the child endangerment then the actual theft; I suspect those machines are insured to hell and back.

Getting beaten by a rigged game? Fair.
Beating a rigged game? Stop right there, criminal scum!  

Here’s the true answer: Every single Toad that puts on the specific princess crown can and will turn into Peach. Why do you think there’s a Toad at the end of every castle in the NES Mario? The crown is passed around as a means to manipulate Mario into “liberating” castles all over the mushroom kingdom. When the Toad…

I think they had to remind us to keep watching until the end because I was about to quit the stream and throw my Switch out the fucking window when that turned into a Smash Bros. announcement. Thank goodness they announced Animal Crossing very quickly after that.

The part where “global multiplayer” doesn’t automatically mean localized language. 

Interesting. I wonder if this was also part of the original Nintendo Direct, since this was originally a super-fun Gamecube game with mild success. A remastered release on the Switch would seem like the perfect platform for both local and online multiplayer, not to mention seeing the game return on another Nintendo…

Global multiplayer? Isn’t that going to make the uh... end part next to pointless? (Sorry, only people with memories of beating it will understand)

Also, how much you wanna bet this was to be in the Switch direct also?

Here's me hoping it won't require every player to bring a PS Vita to play together, ugh... 

Did you just find out about this?? Blade Strangers was shown about 3 months ago and everyone lost there minds about it on Twitter. It was trending for a few days because of all the cross indie games that were going into this. I’m just shocked a bit because your normally on top of this kinda stuff like hotcakes?

Just wanna throw out also the fight with Ludwig has the best music of the entire soundtrack.

She is gone

How could you not share Lala Sausages!?

Hopefully this episode doesn’t have him catching thirty Tauros again!

But Leah made me that giant wooden pretzel thing as a manifestation of her feelings for me! I’m weak in the face of giant wooden pretzel things.