The Soup died for this.

That dumb ass wrote a whole book on people having a good time on Halloween like it’s a bad thing. Fuck him anyway.

Nearly all of the out-and-proud Trump supporters I know (not many, since I’m the product of a liberal arts college and have spent the time since living in major Eastern metropolises) basically seem to support him largely to entirely because he OWNS libtards and snowflakes.

Definitely targeting a certain market with these.

I met one of those women via Tinder - her profile was Bath Salts and Anal. When I read that I knew I had to meet her.

A formal ethics complaint accusing the governor of using public office for private gain was filed against the administration last week by the chairman of Common Cause of Kentucky.

The skincare tips must be fascinating.

holy shit. That was a corner of the internet I didn’t expect to stumble through this morning.

The big picture is that she’s posting popsicle recipes while her husband is under investigation for espionage and treason. How is this remotely the same as the scandal-free previous ACTUAL First Lady? What we need to let go of is false equivalence that gives a pass to these criminals. Both sides do not do it, mofo.

I love referring to that movie as well when people talk about Crash. That movie was hot.

I think that every time. I only saw the none Oscar one.

OOOOMMMMGGGGG lololol

But he’s SO GOT DAMNED WOKE! If this thinkpiece was a person, it would be Rachel Dolezal. So would half my newsfeed on Facebook, just a Santa’s scroll of posts by white guys about the awful white people.

Psh. As a long-time ANTM fan, I find this story highly suspect. Tyra can be a little crazy, sure, but she isn’t cruel.

OMG this is magnificent!!!

YOU WERE FOUR?!?! I was i college. Sigh. Why are we friends?

That’s exactly what I thought! I haven’t seen that movie in years. Although Virgin Suicides is also like Picnic at Hanging Rock. Maybe she’ll do a futuristic variation after this one.

I get a kind of “The Hours” vibe more than a “Virgin Suicides” vibe but that’s just me. Something about the period dress, all the pale people standing around in white, saying things with hidden meanings.

Maybe you should give up your iPhone. Poor people and sick people are obviously bad or they wouldn’t be poor or sick. /s

They need people to go to work!? Motherfucker, I work about 38 hours a week (corporate overlords won’t allow us to even get close to overtime) for $10.25 an hour. I am on my state’s poor folks insurance (ACCHS). How much more can I be fucking doing? I am mentally ill and a recovering addict. I absolutely need my…