My friends and I used to do something similar back in high school. One of us would claim we’d had sex and the others would vaguely remember what it was like. Oh the good ol’ days.

I follow some crazy Trump supporters on Twitter just to see what they think. Apparently, this was a well formed plan by Trump to prove people are leaking information to the press.

Don’t strain your twitter fingers finding Donald Trump tweets that directly contradict his actions as president. It’s all been well established - and ultimately, irrelevant, because he’ll continue to do whatever the fuck he wants and he could give 0 shits about literally any number of online commenters like us.

Sorry. The mermaid sofa. And thanks for the reply:)

It’s the latter. There are many studies showing how you can manipulate memory really easily (a few studies referring to Witness Blindness).

I want to ask you where this is from, but I’m afraid of the answer.

She looks a little lost. Or that’s she’s trying to decide which was worse: pushing out a baby or lying under a moaning sack of wet corn husks for 5 minutes.

Wasn’t that a gift from Ellen Degeneres? Or another talk show host?

I don’t think running someone off the road counts as protesting.

Christ Jesus.

Excuse me, you are mistaken. The title is “What Have You Got To Lose.....Where Are My Blacks”?

Never been to New Jersey, huh?

Jealous Hater! Don’t tell us you wouldn’t kill to live in a house that is an exact replica of a Saudi wedding hall!

No one leaves Trump Castle without having their eyeballs riddled with cataracts.

As always, i want to tell Melanaho that it didnt end well for the other clueless mom married to a greedy gilded dumbass-Marie Antoinette.

Wait! Maybe that’s why she’s always squinting!

When you’re an escort model/princess, locked in a gold tower, all of your fantasies have to be played out inside. And when you’re the richest, most famous woman in America (and Slovenia), it’s only fitting that you push a gold sequin baby carriage, replete with its own Swarovski mobile, around the most tacky
spectacula…

Ugly decor aside, and it is very hard to ignore, why is she holding the baby and pushing a pram? On shiny stone floors, in stilettos?

How is it possible to have SUCH terrible taste coupled with a compulsion to show off your wealth. Puke!!

What is that on the pram above the rosettes? Because from here, it looks like she cut out pictures of her and Donny’s heads from a magazine and pasted them on as extra decoration. Which seems about right.