Is it possible to catch someone with your loins? Seems like that could be a good skill set to have.

I visited my family overseas one time and came back and everyone was slurping down Diet Coke like it had been around forever. Freaky.

I can really relate to that “cave person” feeling, I was asleep both times when news broke out of Robin Williams’ and David Bowie’s deaths.

But...naps are pretty fucking sweet.

I texted two friends, emailed one relative, and called my parents about it right after you sent me that. The world changed when I was asleep and was irrevocably different when I awoke and I FREAKING MISSED IT.

Say hello to Director Tiffany!

I love my prematurely gray hair all the way! I got my 1st gray at age 14 and started to really go gray around age 25. People think I dye it and ask me what I use. I used to dye it every couple of weeks but it was so annoying after doing it for so long I just bleached it, cut it super short and wore a hat for a…

Technical Boy, in the novel, is a pretty offensive stereotype of a basement dwelling nerd.

There’s a person called E.G. Daily...

Did you know that she is in a Lifetime movie based on the story of the Menendez brothers? It’s coming out in June. It’s going to be so terrible it’s good!

Had a similar experience. Night ended with me in the back of a cop car. Prostitution charges

Haw that’s pretty much what the “edible underwear” I saw long ago was made of, with long strings of licorice to tie the undies on! (This is so, so long ago, things have surely changed!)

My Indian Princess Barbie was better dressed than that.

Phaedra’s dead emotionless face while getting caught in lie after lie was unsettling. I see her twitter no longer has RHOA on it. I hope they let her go.

Tootie is too good for this nonsense, good on her for getting out. What this world needs is Regine and Living Single to come back.

i was thinking specifically of the comment someone made about scarlet johanssen smoking at the MET right there, but that might have been a few years ago.

I would like to see an ultimatum “leaked” and then published everywhere: get your people the fuck in line, or we will for real throw rule-breakers out on the street, A-list celebrity or no; and then watch the twitter meltdown over it; everybody forget; a whirlwind of passive-aggressive reminders just before next…

I thought they might ask her to step down all together, or at least cut waaaaay back on the number of attendees.

It really made them sound like they care more about the politics of it than the people who may die due to lack of care. It pissed me right off to be honest.

That was an unfortunate decision, given that the GOP had just voted to pass a huge tax cut by stripping healthcare from millions of people.