I thought they might ask her to step down all together, or at least cut waaaaay back on the number of attendees.

It really made them sound like they care more about the politics of it than the people who may die due to lack of care. It pissed me right off to be honest.

That was an unfortunate decision, given that the GOP had just voted to pass a huge tax cut by stripping healthcare from millions of people.

He was making a joke.

Thank you! That’s important news! 🌟

Ah, okay. I can see that. I never read much of the EU, so based just on the movie I always saw her as a victim of Jabba.

It is being disputed since it hit the news cycle, but the FDA has been ordered to switch its televisions from CNN to Fox.

I watched “The Black Dahlia” because he was in it. Such a terrible movie.

There’s something very creepy about making lingerie-esque silk slip dresses for toddlers.

That mug shot (?) creeps me right the fuck out.

I didn’t know that! But doesn’t suprise me in the least. I HATED Lost Highway because every other line out of every other actor was “I don’t know” in a breathy mysterious kinda way and it was all so pointless. If the actors and director don’t know what’s going on why would I? And why should I care?

I prefer to think of them as the Gonorrhea Guys myself...

And like Oola, Melania will be thrown away when she no longer amuses him and he’ll put his golden bikini and chain on the next woman to gain his attention.

I very nearly went that route, and may still (Donnie the Hutt), but ultimately I decided it was just too cruel. To the Hutts.

It is a running gag between my boyfriend and myself that I’m that chihuahua/gremlin creature with the insane laugh (I do a pretty good imitation). I hereby promise to bite the whole lot of them where it hurts the most, every chance I get!

I have, every day since the inauguration, been creating and showcasing the best ways to call Salacious Crumb’s Body Double by anything but his given name on Twitter. I will do so throughout the entirety of his term. Here’s the preview for tomorrow:

I saw Harry Dean, so it naturally means I will love every nanosecond of this.

Especially if Harrison Ford is in the cockpit.

grace zabriskie is underappreciated. an american treasure. no one can do mild, insidious evil like her. she’s one of the few actor’s I’d actually be star struck to meet

But Jason...