It’s crazy they’re using the Gene Wilder movie, complete with the scenes and the musical numbers and the voice likenesses.

Let’s ask Shaq and Sinbad...

Doesn’t square with some of the shit in books like Revelation or Leviticus.

What I find ironic is that didn’t Glenn Beck break with a bunch of other conservatives in his anti-Trump stand, in part because he felt he wasn’t a true conservative? So now someone else breaks with the traditional conservatives, justifies it as “it’s not real conservatism if you want to regulate people’s bodies but…

My job is to make beautiful delicious, food for people’s most important life events. This just fucking gutted me. Jesus Christ.

I saw that! I can’t remember where or when but I don’t want to search for it because it is too real. Ugh

Shhhhhhhhh

As incredible as this meme is, just wanna make sure we all know that that is not Tiffany Trump’s real Facebook account

Trump is like 6'3", 6'4". Is Jesus 7 feet tall here?

This picture is proof that not only does God not exist, but also that American Christianity is totally, irrevocably insane.

read that last part as “fiery farts of the enemy.”

Jesus: “You gotta behave.”

.....she refers to her father by his full name in her tweets/prayers?

I love how Donald isn’t hugging Jesus back.

I am loving this painting because between the tall Jesus and the giant furniture behind them Trump looks to be somewhere around 4 feet tall at most.

After seeing that, I really do need a barf bag.

“He LOVES the ganj!!!”

Jesus Jessica Christ. I can’t believe I just saw that.