I want to be a member of that group so badly. Like the way some people want to join country clubs. It’s very exclusive, I have to live vicariously through screen shots.

Have you heard anything about cards “signed” by Melania being sent out asking for donations as a birthday present to Trump? I read it somewhere, but it didn’t seem like a reliable news source, so I’m not sure how true it is.

Is she a member of Methbabes? (Yes, that’s a real FB group and yes it’s made up of women who love meth and the drama that goes along with it.)

That’s exactly what I mean. Have you seen any of those directors films? Women are just hysterical caricatures.

I don’t think she’s just talking about diversity. People are focusing on the last part of what she said, but skipping the first part about her being “disturbed”. I think, specifically, she’s talking about the kind of films that aren’t just acceptable at Cannes but are usually lauded and it’s been going on for years.…

Well, at least she didn’t ask for Dijon mustard on a hamburger or shop at J. Crew.

I think there was talk of him trading in the Android for an iPhone right before his trip.

Fake! Not a single Chaswasser.

Shouldn’t there be some sort of secret code like “Candygram” or something, to make sure no sharks get in?

Me too. I think the closest that I came to seeing the Oscar one was Oscar night. A song from the film was nominated, and they performed some weird interpretive dance synopsis for the film.

Someone should totally do a ballet based on the Ballard Crash.

Yeah. Their son was in a bad nu-metal glam band. I remember because Paris and Nicole use to wear his band’s paraphernalia on The Simple Life. 

Yes. The appeals process and keeping someone holed up in a private cell 24/7 does cost more than just putting someone in with the general population.

Despite holding a position that is supposed to be non-partisan, Comey was trying to make his party happy.

Except to dolphins. Was this a family of dolphins?

How do you know these anonymous parents are screaming snowflakes at people?

I don’t know if it was meant for kids, but Welcome to the Dollhouse is a great companion film to Ghostworld.

Which is a damn shame because the world of car crash fetishism is a subject that sorely missing from our popular cult-

Oh, you mean the other Crash.

Do you think her and Heather Matarazzo spend their weekends getting hammered and lamenting their careers that should have been but never were?

What makes this really funny to me is that (I’m 99.9% sure) once again Koons is just copying someone else. IIRC Takashi Murakami was the first contemporary artist to get the French government’s approval to show his work as Versailles.

That’s not really fair. Jeff Koons work is tacky as hell and the physical representation of the coke fueled delirium that was the ‘80s nouveau riche, but unlike Trump, Koons was financially successful and has the receipts to prove it.