Oh, you poor child, I’m going to tell you this like I’m ripping off a band-aid...

Watergate lasted 2 1/2 years.

I’ve read statistics that only a little over 1% of people who use welfare services/programs are taking advantage of them and that starting programs to try and sniff those frauds out is impractical because it ends up costing more money than it would to just let that tiny sliver of a percent go, but then I was assured…

I hear the key to becoming wealthy is inheriting it from your rich parents and/or grandparents bootstraps. You buy some nice qualityh bootstraps and then you pull yourself up by them.

Nor do the Russians forget about loose ends and when you’re out there in the world, they can get to you.

Then I’ll make my own list with my own rules!

I think Sherilyn Fenn confirmed it on a podcast a few years ago. Which makes it more of a she said/they said kind of thing, but I don’t think Fenn has any reason to lie.

You can’t pin the second season on Lynch. ABC order the show for a full season, which he wasn’t enthused about because he had committed to directing Wild at Heart, and then forced him and Mark Frost to reveal the killer before the second season was even halfway over.

Then, when people started criticizing the second…

I don’t think M*A*S*H should count since the theme song was adapted from the film. Neither should any theme song that used a song that was not written for the show (e.g. Andrew Gold’s “Thank You for Being a Friend”). Also, where the hell is “Making Our Dreams Come True” from Laverne & Shirley.

Yeah, that must be it, a vast conspiracy by three agencies that under normal circumstances don’t get on well with each other. Clearnly, instead of following protocol and not releasing evidence in an ongoing investigation to the public at large, they’re just pulling stuff out of their asses. That tinfoil hat you’re…

You’re right. It’s not like three separate intelligence agencies confirmed that Russia interfered with the US Election, and just a few weeks ago they tried the same tactics on another countries election.

Now, tell me the story about the sex trafficking ring in the basement of a basement-less pizzeria.

A number of reasons:
1.) They’re delusional.

 2.) They know he’s a disaster but Republicans could put a little rabbit in the White House, who just spends the whole day chewing on grass at his desk, and they would be happy because at least it’s not a Deomcrat.

3.) They see an incompetent buffoon like Trump as a…

Why? Niall is all man. Boys do not have butt fur.

All healthy people have genitals that look like hamburger meat.

According to Mark Frost, in an interview published this morning, you’re both right.

Also,he got to get right up in Niall’s furry butt. He’s living all our dreams.

Do you watch Drag Race their sponsor this year is a place called Hamburger Mary’s that sell these but as giant drinking glasses.

I can scream in the face at people much smaller than me. Maybe I should start a dance studio.

Yeah, I thought about that but I think that had two things going for it:

1.) Paul Thomas Anderson is a film nerd darling. He could direct a cat taking a nap and critics would be lining up to throw awards at him.

2.) The late ‘90s and early ‘00s were a crazy time where actors who had spent years (literally) talking out…

1.) I would watch the shit out of that. 2.) Exactly why is she qualified to teach to dance? Is she like Cathy from Flowers in the Attic and she was a great dancer at one point but then her abusive boyfriend broke her feet and she has to settle for teaching now? Or can anyone just up and teach dance?

Well, ASD and OCD often come paired together.