All healthy people have genitals that look like hamburger meat.

According to Mark Frost, in an interview published this morning, you’re both right.

“Master Yoda could hel-”
“No! Go away. Too dead and old for this shit am I.”

Also,he got to get right up in Niall’s furry butt. He’s living all our dreams.

Do you watch Drag Race their sponsor this year is a place called Hamburger Mary’s that sell these but as giant drinking glasses.

I can scream in the face at people much smaller than me. Maybe I should start a dance studio.

Yeah, I thought about that but I think that had two things going for it:

1.) Paul Thomas Anderson is a film nerd darling. He could direct a cat taking a nap and critics would be lining up to throw awards at him.

2.) The late ‘90s and early ‘00s were a crazy time where actors who had spent years (literally) talking out…

1.) I would watch the shit out of that. 2.) Exactly why is she qualified to teach to dance? Is she like Cathy from Flowers in the Attic and she was a great dancer at one point but then her abusive boyfriend broke her feet and she has to settle for teaching now? Or can anyone just up and teach dance?

Well, ASD and OCD often come paired together.

That’s not at all what I’m saying. I wouldn’t describe HBO movies like Behind the Candelabra as “tv like” (which I’m assuming is Lifetime Original Movie quality?) and in fact, Behind the Candelabra competed for the Palme d’Or at Cannes.

I’m saying that it’s a technicality but one that makes sense. Behind the Candelabra…

My aunt has a set of curtains that would go great with that dress.

Have you all seen the Love Boat Insanity Tumblr where the guy makes fake The Love Boat guest star credits for everyone and everything you can imagine including: Divine (as Dawn Davenport in Female Trouble), Tura Santana, Squeak Frome, The Eraserhead Baby, John Holmes, and the Phantasm Balls?

At least you wouldn’t have trouble explaining some of today’s popular shows: “It’s like Dynasty or Dallas but there are dragons and they can show peen and boobs.”

So, is it a puppy/hippo or a puppy/elephant? Whatever it is, it’s the cutest little affront to God and Nature that I’ve ever seen.

From my perspective, it’s not our business to question someone’s sexual preferences or personal recognitions. If they say they are _insert pronoun, gender/sexual identity_, then those who are not that individual should just leave it at that.

And because (on average) they’re old as fuck, and old people vote.*

*Not that I’m shaming young people because older voters are likely retired, so they don’t have to take precious time away from their jobs to wait in line five or six hours at the booths.

Remember though, gay men are just as privileged as straight men...

Or that’s what I’ve read some people say around here.

Maybe it’s like how in Star Wars all the Jedi were dead, until Rebels when most of the Jedi were dead. Maybe the Gelfings are dead from a certain point of view.

The way I’m reading it, it just has to show in theaters, not necessarily theaters in France.