Dakota Johnson, Rami Malek, Marc Jacobs, Courtney Love, and Bella Hadid

Isn’t there a rumor that one of the reasons Lisa Marie married Michael was to try and lure him into Scientology?

Of course, the Jehovah’s Witnesses already had their hooks in him. If I remember right, before filming the video for “Thriller” Michael got permission from the Church’s governing body to make sure it’s…

She grew up in a sheltered environment and (however well-intentioned) was forced to wear Mardi Gras masks in public. So I can cut Paris some slack.

Somewhere, Ann Romney is smugly chuckling to herself about how Pence is poser.

That’s really unfair, Cotton had some redeeming qualities. Like that touching moment when he agreed that he wouldn’t wipe Hank from existence.

Edit: And he killed fiddy men, sans shins, with nothing to fuel his metabolism but rat feces.

The guy looks like a cartoon caricature of an evil rich man...circa 1885. How terrible of a person does one have to be that they capture that Dickensian villain look in a single photograph?

I just hope his new job leaves him enough time to indulge in his favorite hobbies, denying food to orphans and kicking consumptive…

Surely it will rank among the oral sex greats like Ohio Expresses’s “Yummy Yummy Yummy I Got Love in My Tummy” and Warrant’s “Cherry Pie”.

But wasn’t he at 97% with Republicans back in late March? A 10% drop among your base within two months (give or take) isn’t something that should be taken likely.

And the latest poll with the 87% number was taken right before he fired Comey and invited the Russians to the Oval Office.

Zero. The death sentence for treason was abolished in the ‘90s, the most you can get is a life sentence.

So, Spicer is the protagonist from a Lovecraft story and this all ends with him locked away in an asylum, babbling away to himself about the unnameable horrors he’s witnessed?

D-list? I think you mean “underground”. Although, I think one of them was named D-List.

None that you’ve heard of.

If Conservative Twitter and Facebook are too be believed, Disney and ABC are a bunch of socialist-commie-liberal bastards because they cancelled Tim Allen’s sitcom (that I thought was cancelled years ago.) So I don’t see Trump getting a job there anytime soon.

Sanjaya or bust.

Wait. That’s really Justin Guarini?

I don’t know. I think, if I were part of the Klan, I would want to be the anti-Kardashian/Jenner. You know, doing things like avoiding the cameras to sneak away and read books.

More like the banquet scene in Tod Browning’s Freaks. “One of us! One of us!”

If she doesn’t know who Kylie is, then anyone of us could be Kylie. Am...am I Kylie?

I feel like I’ve read interviews where Martin even says that Tyrion was inspired by Richard III and Emperor Claudius.