Zero. The death sentence for treason was abolished in the ‘90s, the most you can get is a life sentence.

So, Spicer is the protagonist from a Lovecraft story and this all ends with him locked away in an asylum, babbling away to himself about the unnameable horrors he’s witnessed?

D-list? I think you mean “underground”. Although, I think one of them was named D-List.

None that you’ve heard of.

If Conservative Twitter and Facebook are too be believed, Disney and ABC are a bunch of socialist-commie-liberal bastards because they cancelled Tim Allen’s sitcom (that I thought was cancelled years ago.) So I don’t see Trump getting a job there anytime soon.

Sanjaya or bust.

Wait. That’s really Justin Guarini?

I don’t know. I think, if I were part of the Klan, I would want to be the anti-Kardashian/Jenner. You know, doing things like avoiding the cameras to sneak away and read books.

More like the banquet scene in Tod Browning’s Freaks. “One of us! One of us!”

If she doesn’t know who Kylie is, then anyone of us could be Kylie. Am...am I Kylie?

I feel like I’ve read interviews where Martin even says that Tyrion was inspired by Richard III and Emperor Claudius.

Trade wouldn’t be caught at a leather bar. It’s too gay for them.

Of course it’s possible. Have you not been watching American Gods?

Calm down, it’s not gonna come to fisticuffs* because you dissed “the other one” from One Direction.

*And thank you for giving me an excuse to use the word “fisticuffs”.

That’s worse than that time people started acting like Subway was real food.

That happened to me. I took a three hour nap once and when I woke up everyone was sad because Michael Jackson had died. It’s silly but you really do feel like a displaced cave person or something.

“Who?” Asked President Trump.

And the new Technical Boy (by Fuller and Gaiman’s own admission) is still a stereotype, just an updated one. He’s more startup bro than basement dweller because that’s how the image of tech nerd has shifted in our popular culture.

Can we trust a Mugwump to fix the opioid crisis?