None that you’ve heard of.

If Conservative Twitter and Facebook are too be believed, Disney and ABC are a bunch of socialist-commie-liberal bastards because they cancelled Tim Allen’s sitcom (that I thought was cancelled years ago.) So I don’t see Trump getting a job there anytime soon.

Sanjaya or bust.

Wait. That’s really Justin Guarini?

I don’t know. I think, if I were part of the Klan, I would want to be the anti-Kardashian/Jenner. You know, doing things like avoiding the cameras to sneak away and read books.

More like the banquet scene in Tod Browning’s Freaks. “One of us! One of us!”

If she doesn’t know who Kylie is, then anyone of us could be Kylie. Am...am I Kylie?

I feel like I’ve read interviews where Martin even says that Tyrion was inspired by Richard III and Emperor Claudius.

Trade wouldn’t be caught at a leather bar. It’s too gay for them.

Of course it’s possible. Have you not been watching American Gods?

Calm down, it’s not gonna come to fisticuffs* because you dissed “the other one” from One Direction.

*And thank you for giving me an excuse to use the word “fisticuffs”.

That’s worse than that time people started acting like Subway was real food.

That happened to me. I took a three hour nap once and when I woke up everyone was sad because Michael Jackson had died. It’s silly but you really do feel like a displaced cave person or something.

“Who?” Asked President Trump.

And the new Technical Boy (by Fuller and Gaiman’s own admission) is still a stereotype, just an updated one. He’s more startup bro than basement dweller because that’s how the image of tech nerd has shifted in our popular culture.

Can we trust a Mugwump to fix the opioid crisis?

Yes. She voiced Tommy Pickles on Rugrats and Dottie in Peewee’s Big Adventure. She also played some bit parts and guest roles on sitcoms like Laverne and Shirley and Friends.

Also, the Rick Salomon mentioned in the article is the same Rick Salomon that Conrad’s sister made a sex tape with. Hollywood is just one big…

The role of Sally Yates will be played by Batman and the role of Ted Cruz will be played by Ted Cruz.

Did I?!?! I set a reminder for it!