Kind of topic adjacent (since it’s basically devolved into an MTV awards show red carpet) there’s a rumor flying around that the Met has told Wintour she has to find a new venue for the Gala next year on account of celebrity attendees flagrant disregard for the rules. A big worry is that the smokers could have set off…

I don’t think that anyone thinks they can sway those people at this point. They’re a lost cause. 

But those people are a quarter of voters at most. The problem was multi-faceted, but a big part of it was low turn out. I know more people who didn’t vote because they didn’t like either candidate than I do people who…

Why do so many Republicans have hand movements/mannerisms like a cross between a less dignified Gentleman from Buffy and less charming Mr. Burns?

My favorite sketch of the night was probably Where in the World is Kellyanne Conway? 

Now, I really want them to bring back the original game show with Sasheer as the new Chief.

Yes! I was watching live and CNN initially reported it was Republicans doing the singing. That’s how baffling their decision was, some people have said it’s call back to the Republicans singing when the ACA passed the House but - if it were me - I would be the bigger person and not sing something that makes you sound…

And if he wasn’t, who among us wouldn’t take free shit?

Well she was. She definitely wasn’t as complicit as Melania. The real victim was the six breasted dancer, her husband was killed and her children were sold into slavery and Jabba made her wear hideous face makeup.

You’re welcome.

In the old canon, Luke tried to save her, but she went to Jabba’s palace anyway because she was promised a life of luxury. Sound familiar?

Sorry to piggy back off your comment, but it also looks like Macron/En Marche! has been hacked literally at the last hour, before the French media has to impose a massive black out on Election coverage. All signs are pointing to the hackers being APT28/Fancy Bear, the same group of hackers that hacked the DNC.

One Monday morning on Regis & Kelly, Reege talked about how he went to the premiere of The Black Dahlia and was completely lost. I couldn’t wrap my head around why Regis would be invited to the premiere of an arty Brian De Palma film about murder.

Is the name Kanye’s idea of a clever play on it being a line of children’s wear but also a play on the name of the cult film by Larry Clark and Harmony Korine about tweenage club kids having sex and doing drugs?

Has he made Kim watch Gummo?

You should at least be in Kindergarten before you start trying to pull off the Kinderwhore look.

And he’s only 34! I have several theories about his motive: 1.) Meth 2.) Crank 3.) Ice 4.) Tina 5.) Gak 6.) Pookie...

Death Becomes Her (which is clunky and way too long but occasionally brilliant)

Yep. I know it’s something he did a lot on Twin Peaks. Killer BOB only happened because Frank Silva was working as a set dresser and his reflection was accidentally caught by a mirror during the filming of the pilot. Lynch liked it so much he gave Silva a role that evolved into BOB.

Also, he the TP finale was…

I live next to Harry Dean Stanton’s hometown and I’m appalled that there’s not even a bench dedicated to him. Also, they claim Kevin Richardson from The Backstreet Boys, although he’s technically from my town but went to their town’s high school because it was closer to his house.

I’ve seen most of his films and Lynch generally annoys me for being intentionally oblique while pretending it’s complex and arty.

I want to change something. Conservative media is the Rancor, Steve Bannon is that one alien they jokingly called the Elephant Man.