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Yes. Because science fiction is never political.

Well she was. She definitely wasn’t as complicit as Melania. The real victim was the six breasted dancer, her husband was killed and her children were sold into slavery and Jabba made her wear hideous face makeup.

You’re welcome.

In the old canon, Luke tried to save her, but she went to Jabba’s palace anyway because she was promised a life of luxury. Sound familiar?

Sorry to piggy back off your comment, but it also looks like Macron/En Marche! has been hacked literally at the last hour, before the French media has to impose a massive black out on Election coverage. All signs are pointing to the hackers being APT28/Fancy Bear, the same group of hackers that hacked the DNC.

One Monday morning on Regis & Kelly, Reege talked about how he went to the premiere of The Black Dahlia and was completely lost. I couldn’t wrap my head around why Regis would be invited to the premiere of an arty Brian De Palma film about murder.

Is the name Kanye’s idea of a clever play on it being a line of children’s wear but also a play on the name of the cult film by Larry Clark and Harmony Korine about tweenage club kids having sex and doing drugs?

Has he made Kim watch Gummo?

You should at least be in Kindergarten before you start trying to pull off the Kinderwhore look.

And he’s only 34! I have several theories about his motive: 1.) Meth 2.) Crank 3.) Ice 4.) Tina 5.) Gak 6.) Pookie...

Death Becomes Her (which is clunky and way too long but occasionally brilliant)

Yep. I know it’s something he did a lot on Twin Peaks. Killer BOB only happened because Frank Silva was working as a set dresser and his reflection was accidentally caught by a mirror during the filming of the pilot. Lynch liked it so much he gave Silva a role that evolved into BOB.

Also, he the TP finale was

I live next to Harry Dean Stanton’s hometown and I’m appalled that there’s not even a bench dedicated to him. Also, they claim Kevin Richardson from The Backstreet Boys, although he’s technically from my town but went to their town’s high school because it was closer to his house.

I’ve seen most of his films and Lynch generally annoys me for being intentionally oblique while pretending it’s complex and arty.

I want to change something. Conservative media is the Rancor, Steve Bannon is that one alien they jokingly called the Elephant Man.

Kellyanne is Salacious Crumb. Trump is a dumb-downed Jabba. I’ve actually thought about a lot which member of the Trump’s crew corresponds to which Jabba’s palace denizen. Kushner and Pence share the role of Bib Fortuna, Bannon is the Rancor, Sean Spicer is that gangly loud mouth thing they added to the prequels, Eric

The Trumpettes are a vocal minority. Of course there are always going to be conservatives, but polling shows that only around 26% of young voters identify as Republican, with a slim majority identifying as Democrat and the rest Independent.

If Wookies are black, then would Ewoks also be black? They were originally meant to be Wookies.

Does that make the Aye-aye Yoda on Meth?

“For five dollars, make you feel good, I will.”

Meanwhile, somewhere in Eastern Europe...