One Monday morning on Regis & Kelly, Reege talked about how he went to the premiere of The Black Dahlia and was completely lost. I couldn’t wrap my head around why Regis would be invited to the premiere of an arty Brian De Palma film about murder.

Is the name Kanye’s idea of a clever play on it being a line of children’s wear but also a play on the name of the cult film by Larry Clark and Harmony Korine about tweenage club kids having sex and doing drugs?

Has he made Kim watch Gummo?

You should at least be in Kindergarten before you start trying to pull off the Kinderwhore look.

And he’s only 34! I have several theories about his motive: 1.) Meth 2.) Crank 3.) Ice 4.) Tina 5.) Gak 6.) Pookie...

Death Becomes Her (which is clunky and way too long but occasionally brilliant)

Yep. I know it’s something he did a lot on Twin Peaks. Killer BOB only happened because Frank Silva was working as a set dresser and his reflection was accidentally caught by a mirror during the filming of the pilot. Lynch liked it so much he gave Silva a role that evolved into BOB.

Also, he the TP finale was…

I live next to Harry Dean Stanton’s hometown and I’m appalled that there’s not even a bench dedicated to him. Also, they claim Kevin Richardson from The Backstreet Boys, although he’s technically from my town but went to their town’s high school because it was closer to his house.

I’ve seen most of his films and Lynch generally annoys me for being intentionally oblique while pretending it’s complex and arty.

I want to change something. Conservative media is the Rancor, Steve Bannon is that one alien they jokingly called the Elephant Man.

Kellyanne is Salacious Crumb. Trump is a dumb-downed Jabba. I’ve actually thought about a lot which member of the Trump’s crew corresponds to which Jabba’s palace denizen. Kushner and Pence share the role of Bib Fortuna, Bannon is the Rancor, Sean Spicer is that gangly loud mouth thing they added to the prequels, Eric…

The Trumpettes are a vocal minority. Of course there are always going to be conservatives, but polling shows that only around 26% of young voters identify as Republican, with a slim majority identifying as Democrat and the rest Independent.

If Wookies are black, then would Ewoks also be black? They were originally meant to be Wookies.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Eastern Europe...

My Comme des Garcons for The Andy Warhol Foundation “Cows” backpack.

Why is it the best? It is a backpack with day-glo cows printed all over.

Sadly, it was a limited release, so your only hope of buying it is finding it on eBay, Etsy, Depop, etc.

My Comme des Garcons for The Andy Warhol Foundation “Cows” backpack.

Why is it the best? It is a backpack with…

All I want from life is a film/television series where Grace and Jessica Walter play sisters.

To be fair, going by statistics like the average age of Republicans and the average life expectancy of people in Red districts, this could literally kill the party off.

The reports I’ve heard say it was Republicans singing that stupid song. (I would feel like an idiot just typing the name.)

A jellyfish genetically engineered by Bob Mackie?

George Orwell was a democratic socialist until his death. While different from the radical Soviet-style socialism people think of when they hear the word “socialism” it is still very much considered socialism.

It’s crazy to look back and think that there was a time when Seth Green was just that guy from Austin Powers and Buffy.