Dior did the Silent Hill look 20 years ago.

Now your name’s off the list too.

Well, there goes your invitation to next year’s Gala.

*I wish it was red

I wish it was read and she threw on an oversized Fedora for the full Carmen Sandiego.

John Waters better get an invite!

She also has financial investments in many, many, many other labels (almost always by designers that she’s nutured) including: Junya Watanabe (obviously), Gosha Rubchinskiy, and Undercover (to name a few).

Hmmm. Bella Hadid or a feral dog, which would I rather spend the weekend with?

I guess the only way to find out is a walk off.

At this point Cersei is Trump trying to book performers for his inauguration. She has to settle for what she can get. 

Oh God. If it were a satirical film or novel, it might actually be kind of funny that one of the most powerful countries in the world has elected a blatant conman. He’s not even a good conman. If he were the Ryan O’Neal character from Paper Moon, Tatum would have starved to death years ago.

What if they used his stupid lion tattoo to reveal he’s a Lannister spy and then Arya runs him through with Needle?

There’s also rumors going around that Trump has invited Philippine’s President Duterte to visit the White House. Duterte is the guy who shattered Godwin’s law by comparing himself to Hitler. 

Sometimes I feel that Miley made some sort of Faustian bargain. You get to be rich and famous, but the “Achy Breaky Heart” guy is your dad.

I heard you don’t die, you just get badly injured and it unlocks a special Thanksgiving ‘94 bonus level where you get to complain to your ungrateful grandchildren about how the Krauts took your shins.

I mean, why not? I’ve known women born in the 20's - 40's named Fern.

You need to put some plastic on the furniture, to get the full effect.

I have to disagree. If anything, I think the alt-right is the one group he never has to worry about alienating. Remember, they think of themselves as some sort of transgressive counterculture. They count Gavin McInnes and Jim Goad (you know, the guy who once had a zine that did an entire issue devoted to rape and…

I believe that half of Watchmen’s budget was spent solely on animating Dr. Manhattan’s dong. Including hiring over 50 dong models, so that the animators could experience dong physics in person. Similar to how Disney brought in real deer while animating Bambi.

Yes! I always love the older women on BB. Do you watch Canada? There’s an older contestant on there now and she is crazy.

I remember I almost had a rage stroke Sheila’s year when she was talking about a b-horror movie she starred in with Shelley Winters and the token gay contestant (who at least a decade older than me)…

Well, if he’s a right winger, there’s 75% chance he knows. I mean, look how many of them turn out to be big old queens. Also, those 70's teen heart throbs were adventurous. I know people (all men) who have had sex with both Cassidy brothers.