There’s also rumors going around that Trump has invited Philippine’s President Duterte to visit the White House. Duterte is the guy who shattered Godwin’s law by comparing himself to Hitler. 

Sometimes I feel that Miley made some sort of Faustian bargain. You get to be rich and famous, but the “Achy Breaky Heart” guy is your dad.

I heard you don’t die, you just get badly injured and it unlocks a special Thanksgiving ‘94 bonus level where you get to complain to your ungrateful grandchildren about how the Krauts took your shins.

I mean, why not? I’ve known women born in the 20's - 40's named Fern.

You need to put some plastic on the furniture, to get the full effect.

I have to disagree. If anything, I think the alt-right is the one group he never has to worry about alienating. Remember, they think of themselves as some sort of transgressive counterculture. They count Gavin McInnes and Jim Goad (you know, the guy who once had a zine that did an entire issue devoted to rape and…

I believe that half of Watchmen’s budget was spent solely on animating Dr. Manhattan’s dong. Including hiring over 50 dong models, so that the animators could experience dong physics in person. Similar to how Disney brought in real deer while animating Bambi.

Yes! I always love the older women on BB. Do you watch Canada? There’s an older contestant on there now and she is crazy.

I remember I almost had a rage stroke Sheila’s year when she was talking about a b-horror movie she starred in with Shelley Winters and the token gay contestant (who at least a decade older than me)…

Well, if he’s a right winger, there’s 75% chance he knows. I mean, look how many of them turn out to be big old queens. Also, those 70's teen heart throbs were adventurous. I know people (all men) who have had sex with both Cassidy brothers.

One of my favorite contestants in the history of Big Brother US dated Scott Baio in the 80's. Her stories made him seem like a real asshole and this years before he endorsed Trump.

ETA: What does a red bandanna tied around the thigh mean in hankie code?

“No, it’s fine. Keep the half-naked statue of an athletic young man with an expression somewhere between agony and ecstasy on his face hanging on your wall. I’m sure little Timmy will turn out just fine.”

Yes. They do this, there are hundreds of think pieces online about how 1984 is about the evils of socialism, which is shocking since Orwell was a socialist.

Maybe dissonance runs in the family. The guy was raised by a man who claims to have Christian values but named his son after a woman whose personal philosophy inspired the Church of Satan.

Hey, in my research, I learned these things cost $6K minimum (not including taxes and shipping) for that much money, these people better be able to get any body fluid they want on it.

Or get ready to raise some nightmarish human/sex doll hybrids.

A cleaning kit is included with every doll which consists of a douche ball and antibacterial soap. As soon after you have used your doll as possible, flush the cavities out with warm water and antibacterial soap. The face of the doll can be removed for easy cleaning. You can run the face under hot water to clean it…

I saw a documentary about Real Dolls once, if I remember right, it’s like a removable sheath and it’s dishwasher safe.

Has the Ghost in the Shell franchise taught us nothing? (Besides the fact that it’s not a good idea to cast a Caucasian actress to play a character named Motoko Kusanagi.)

Canadian queercore director Bruce LaBruce has done several neo-Nazi themed art house gay pornos (No Skin Off My Ass, Skin Flick).

There’s also In a Glass Cage an 80's Spanish film that John Waters has called one of the most disturbing films he’s ever watched.

These sort of things don’t happen overnight. Compared to something like Watergate (which took 2 1/2 years) the speed with which we’re finding out just how rotten this administration is, is pretty impressive.