I’m convinced that the only thing keeping Crisco in business these days, is it’s use as a lubricant for extreme butt stuff.

Yes. In fact, there’s an entire documentary that focuses on people who committed suicide by jumping from the Golden Gate Bridge over the course of a year. The filmmakers estimate that there was at least one suicide every 15 days. 

I can’t imagine that a channel with programming centered around celebrity and myth-making about celebrity culture would be the most...stable environment.

I get that’s cool to hate on anything that was nominated for an Oscar