I feel like it would turn my boobs into two disobedient obese housecats who keep running off into inconvenient directions when I need them to sit still.

Even if I wasn’t too lazy (which I totally am), all I can think about is the overall potential for disaster. How does it even stay in place? Like if I got hit by a rogue wave, would labia pop out?

too many razors. boy shorts 4eva!

Yes, my heart breaks for the PTSD suffered by the rapist who got caught, convicted, and was punished with a slap on the wrist.

Yeah, speaking as a person who always comes up with the great comeback about two hours post-incident, I would like some of those skills, please.

People who heckle comics must be suckers for punishment.. picking a fight with a person who is literally there because they are funny (and often incisive and quick thinkers), in a setting where literally 99.9% of the people present like them and are -at best- indifferent to you.

Yup. Whaddaya mean suspicion might cling to a white man after a court has purportedly settled the matter? Because we all know gamer gate was about ethics in journalism. And heaven forfend the reactions might be the result of his personal actions- obviously it can’t be about him, it must be about some secret cabal…

Here’s the thing about UC: it’s an Ivy. BUT IT IS NOT ACTUALLY AN IVY. And boy oh fucking boy, do the students have a hard time existing in the negative space between the two. These are students who have been told time and again UC is an IVY and they will be treated as such. And yet....

How is this whiny?

Nobody cares about your boner.

Lindsay, we’ve seen your parents. We get it.

I agree. I usually hate to blame someones bad behavior on their parents (and obviously some of her shit is just 100% her fault), but her parents were and continue to be complete nightmares. They were on some VH1 celebrity family counseling show just this year talking about their issues and still using their daughter…

The biggest lesson I’ve learned growing up is that actually, no one else has anything I want.

I feel bad for Lindsay. If she had any self-worth to speak of she wouldn’t be goading him into apologizing because 1) begging for an apology is sad af and 2) dude is a straight-up abuser. This girl doesn’t need an apology, she needs to forget he exists.

Lohan lost me at @TerryRichardson. Well technically she never had me but Richardson is a predatory creep and she sucks too for other reasons.

this is a perfect comment and I thank you for it