Joule thief!

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

High school me would just have just said fuck it and chucked the bra. If you thought the straps were distracting wait until you see these G’s sway.

“I kind of pooh-poohed the experience stuff when I first got here,” explained one White House official, “But this shit is hard.”

Are you being sponsored by Amazon Prime?

The only Tavi I know.

You could assemble a Voltron team of inexcusable blown leads from the past year. The Golden State Watlanta Falconsaint-Germain.

Finally, a drug czar who knows where the drugs are.

I mean, that’s basically how the Council of Nicaea happened.