"You know, you're about as annoying as a condom filled with fire ants. How's that for a fucking metaphor?"
"It's a simile, sir."
"Shut your mouth, you fat girl."

My favorite part of the episode was when Rick and the gang first showed up and the guy from Terminus looked at them and said, "Oh, I guess Albert's watching the perimeter again."

Who knows how many zombies they'll encounter between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable?

I got a Jim Gaffigan vibe from him, personally.

Dan Harmon + alternate timelines + Yahtzee jokes = TV gold, baby!

Toy Story
The Incredibles
Toy Story 2
Toy Story 3
Finding Nemo
Up
WALL-E
Monsters, Inc.
Ratatouille
Cars
Monsters University
A Bug's Life
Brave
Cars 2

Yes, it's "Verno-ca Mars this" and "Veroyka Mars that."

How do we know when it's over?

STICK IT IN YOUR FACE-HOLE!

Hey… I AM a Thing!

Speaking of Whedon-related long takes, Angel's 5th season premiere has an awesome one. I think it last something like 4 and a half minutes, and introduces us to the new Wolfram and Hart setting, while at the same time re-introducing every character, and its pacing never misses a beat. It's very similar to the long…

My man!

I've been told he doesn't bite, and he doesn't squeal. He just runs around on his hamster wheel.

The Lost World: Jurassic Park, man.

Ok, @avclub-bde72c4dba0920358fffdb27007be1f6:disqus, we get it, YOU'RE YOUNG!

Huh. I felt 5 was kind of lifeless, personally, while 6 has, for the most part, been an improvement. I'd say 3, 2, 4, 6, 5, 1.

I'll admit: I giggled like a loon at the idea of kangaroo court, and the kangaroo judge's subsequent ruling. Well done, O'Neal.

This article really should have been put up on…

I run this dump, and I don't know the technical mumbo-jumbo. Why do I
run it? Cause I got horse sense goddamit, SHOWMANSHIP! And also I hope
Lou told you this, I am bigger and meaner and louder than any other kike
in this town. Did you tell him that Lou? And I don't mean my dick is
bigger than yours, it's not a sexual…

I'm so excited. Fingers crossed for a triumphant return to form.