NBC has a Hulk. (Sort of, I guess… well, not really. No, you can pretty much take it down very easily.)

Tonight on Eye on Springfield, we'll meet a man who's been hiccuping for 45 years!

"You know, when I was a boy, I really wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage."
"Dad, what's the point of this story?"
"I like stories."

Agreed, I'd give the edge to Iron Man. The whole "They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire…" monologue is just too awesome.

Well, basically every TV show has a different director for most episodes (except for Louie, and maybe a few others). As for writing, usually episodes are more written by the entire group of writers, and they just put a different name on every episode so every writer gets their due. At least, that's how I figure it.

It took you THIS long to realize nothing interesting was happening? I mean, I'm still watching because of the reasons you described, but I came to that realization some time around Christmas.

Fair enough. Wasn't too big on this episode or the last Queen of Jordan, but I liked both live shows. Just the fact that they aired within a week apart seems lazy to me, but it's possible that was a network decision and out of their hands.

It's sort of troubling that the show did a sequel to the live episode and a sequel to Queen of Jordan in the span of two weeks. I still love 30 Rock to pieces, but that, to me, makes it seem like they're running out of ideas. (Which, granted, the show itself openly acknowledged that in an episode earlier this season.…

Wait… there are other time slots?

The kid in the show is named Neil Goldman, so… yeah, probably.

The same as Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks.

Where's Netflix when you need it? Isn't that, like, the haven of cancelled shows now?

The Tony's are weird because, in any given year, I am only able to see 1-2 of the nominees, at most. That being the case, I want Death of a Salesman to win everything, because it's the only one I've seen.

"Why isn't Kat Dennings here making timely references to things I like?"

Is AMC going to make reality shows based on all their shows now? The Walking Dead begat Comic Book Men, and Mad Men begat The Pitch. Could we be seeing the inner workings of a REAL meth lord in the near future?

If Mad Men ever does a Simpsons-style Spinoff Showcase, I dearly hope one segment involves Roger and Sally just driving off in a van and solving mysteries.

HappyThankYouMorePlease? More like CrappyNoThankYouLessPlease, amirite?

Tony Hale? Pssh. Like anyone would want to R him.

I saw The Tree of Life in a theater that was mostly old people, save for me, my friend, and a group of teenagers in the back. To their credit, they were quiet throughout the movie, but it was pretty clear when it ended that they had no idea what movie they had walked into, and were confused as all hell. I don't know…

Your whole "pros and cons" argument reads like Homer Simpson's discussion with the shopkeeper about frogurt. (That's good.)