As a white person, I'm offended by all of these stereotypes based on my culture.

Whenever I see Louis-Dreyfuss and Hale onscreen together, I automatically assume that he was made to understand there would be grilled cheese present.

They used an instrumental version of "Do You Want to Know a Secret" once.

I tried to be here earlier, I really did, but then it was 3 in the morning and I really had to go to sleep, so forgive me if this comment has already been covered (and it almost certainly has), but…

I'd like to take this comment thread behind a middle school and get it pregnant!

I just love the implication that he keeps coming back to Troy and Britta's table to keep telling them the various problems he sees in Die Hard.

There's more where that didn't come from!

Watch The Office and complain about what used to be? I mean, that's what I do every week.

Back 2 the Hood.

It's just like Speed 2, only it's on a bus instead of a boat.

I give it the worst grade imaginable: an A minus minus!

Did somebody say long-lost triplets?

I mean, just… fuck that.

The 8 is my glasses!

It's what I think I had for about a month in the 70's.

Thursdays at 8:00, but it's a pretty shitty timeslot.

My first thought to seeing Betty was, "I didn't think Mad Men would go the 'It's-Always-Sunny-weight-gain-between-seasons-played-for-laughs-route,'" and then I realized they probably weren't playing it for laughs. I laughed anyway.

As soon as you can say "1984," the thought police are forcing you to bend and spread!

I'm in the same thread as @avclub-2586d0717b58d4f4383144ca1341d079:disqus ! That guy's a mess. It's like God spilled a person.

I hear the novel reads the same backwards and forwards.