I wasn’t aware I was smarter than everyone I am physically bigger than. Seems like a solid idea.

At my favourite taqueria, e. coli is one of the available salsas.

I still like Leno better, however I like Fallon much more than that pedophile David Letterman. What a creep that guy is.

Every time I think Simmons can’t be more of a douche, he proves me wrong. Every damned time.

You know that virtually any high-school level tennis player can do that, right?
#alwayshighlighttruthers

i agree. gamers are basically the new transes. everyone hates what they cant understand. same shit different day.

the only issue here is that someone got pissed off that someone else totally ignored them. this story is about hurt feelings and low self esteem.

only about 400 fans showed up

You tried so hard to be witty. But you just don’t have it in you.