That was the “funny” part. What the hell movie did this idiot think he was in? Did he really think that plan would work? Is that area so bad that it might’ve?

Okay.....maybe.....maybe.....he forgot a line of his speech. Something like “But don’t worry about what you’re SUPPOSED to be....you can do anything you put your mind to “ Maybe? It doesn’t make a lot of sense the way it’s written (I couldn’t watch the video)

Some things:

I truly appreciate how the company, in all its statements, never uses the horrific word “panties”.

....I really hope that guy doesn’t drive or operate heavy machinery. Don’t think his depth perception or spatial awareness is up for it.

That was incredibly sad. There’s no way he wasn’t hungover or still drunk there. He really doesn’t seem well.

Wait....I know how to stop him! Take away his Purell!

Yesssssssssss.

I will say, as a Grizzlies fan, that McCollum is 9,000% correct.

I was like “oh my god....that’s like ten years! :o” This is what being old feels like, eh?

You can’t just post the gif for that second catastrophe. Gotta have the full experience complete with Kevin Harlan’s ecstatic call:

That’s actually an interesting point if you’re sleep deprived and think about it too much.

And you are why my username is what it is. He’s been pretty good for us and is still playing a whole lot of minutes. I hope he plays for us forever.

Well, he did do this last season (during warmups, but still....