“a paraplegic security guard” - I don’t know how to say this without being a dick, but, uhhh, odd choice for a security guard.

When I was a kid it was Wacky Wall Crawlers...

It’s almost like the entire idea of America is anathema to Kings.

“Toilet Beef!”

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, TOILET BEEF YOU.

“But I thought that plan was stupid, and went and got Jimmy G.”

Bill Simmons needs to stop being a thing.

The exterior of the i3 might not be the taste of many, but its interior is different because of the platform its built on, and really does impress.

Yes, there’s actually a ton of good business writing. Michael Lewis, James Stewart, Matt Levine, and Gretchen Morgenstern are all great, just off the top of my head. It’s just like any other field of journalism, though: there are press release quoters and meaningless #analysis merchants, and then there are real…

I don’t know who Aubrey O’Day is. I don’t know who (possibly *what*) Danity Kane is. I’m not gonna look it up. I’m just going to revel in my ignorance.

Yeah...this is a violation of federal law. Everything a public employee has access to that hasn’t been classified is available to the public upon request.

Harden has the corniest game of any superstar in the league. Beyond that fugazi foul above, half his drives involve shoving the ball into a defender and snapping his head back while shrieking. It’s genuinely unwatchable. Which sucks, of course. I’d really like to enjoy watching the team with the best record in the…

I feel like you need to wait more than 1.9 seasons after a team wins a championship before you can talk about them choking.

Haha. That is a phenomenal headline. Well done, Emma

There’s nobody I’d rather go to war with than IT.