Just be careful which kind of modest you’re talking here. Modest rural backgrounds are OK. Modest urban backgrounds will be asked to try WR.

yeah the 2016-2020(2024? oh god, please no) section of future american history textbooks is going to be dumpster fire.

Obama: ordered the wrong kind of mustard that one time, amoral abomination.

Just taking this opportunity to give a biiiiigggg ole fuck you to the asshole “teammates” of Love’s who dumped on him when he was going through a rough time.

Is that...is that the President of the United States saying that North Korea’s presence at the Olympic is what made the games turn from a potential failure to a rousing success?Is he preparing to praise Iran for making the World Cup Great Again?

As someone who travels for a living.... you are the worst kind of person and I hope you break a limb next time you’re rushing past people in the airport.

US GDP grew $761.7 billion in 2017 to $19,386.2 billion. US trade deficit grew $61.2 billion in 2017 to $566 billion.

Our consumer good come from overseas. Technology and clothing comes from the Asian market, medical equipment comes from Europe, a significant amount of cars (even when final assembly is here) come from Asia and Europe. We buy things we need from sources outside out country. This means the money leaves and the goods…

-Facts matter.

When you delude yourself into believing that pro sports games are patriotic events you make yourself vulnerable to becoming all types of stupid.

What exactly does the justice dept have to do with an ESPN anchor? And what makes you think a white person who is Jewish isn’t white?? None of this makes any sense!

“Pfff. That’s nothing.”

You know, Rickey used to play with a guy who wore one of those in the field. Rickey never saw a pitcher get the yips throwing to him. Rickey approves this idea.

Jason Pierre Paul gives this guy one thumbs-up!

I think they’re just looking to sort out the Pat McAfees from the John McAfees.

I love gas and polluting the Earth as much as the next Jalopnik writer but I also dream of a day when gasoline-powered engines are like vinyl records, strictly for the hobbyist.

I know we joke around here a lot, and despite what our girlfriends say, we are ok at it. But whoever did this, show yourself. This shit is brilliant and I’m dying.

I think the guy that filmed this is a snitch and I hope every car he ever owns suffers from constant electrical gremlins as karmic payback.

“My neighbor across the street bought a Camry Hybrid this month, and I promptly made her regret her purchase decision.”

You’re assuming money is the only thing that matters.