The gym I’m a member of is a crossfit, small group-training type thing without the amenities of a full-service gym with a large membership base. No showers :(

Facial wipes and dry shampoo are my savior.

I loved that article. Highly recommend!

All of this is rope with which they will hang themselves eventually. Just watch. It’s going to fucking suck for all the rest of us, but Donny Twimp and his cronies have a much longer fall than we do. I hope I’m still alive and not incinerated by a nuclear Armageddon when that happens.

Thank you! I’m not a teacher but hope to be a parent in the near future. I was seeing a lot of comments about how horrible the auction posters are (and I completely agree) but nothing about alternative assignments. This is really helpful, even though I really hope everyone’s a little more woke by the time I have kids.

I didn’t get a choice in my Confirmation - I went to Catholic school and there must have been a deal among the parents because one day I showed up to school in a nice dress instead of a uniform and we spent the whole damn day in church and suddenly I was Confirmed (my memory is fuzzy but it definitely happened on a…

I’m wearing red to work at our County Elections Department, which is staffed entirely by women and headed by a woman. We have a Special Election next Tuesday in which half the candidates are women. Although I wanted to strike, I felt like it was my duty to come to work because nobody benefits from an ineffective…

Very true. My grandmother is pure evil and has been for the last forty years. She’s almost 100.

“I’m not sure we’re going to be a better, healthier nation if we have marijuana being sold at every corner grocery store.”

We’d all be way less stressed out about our impending doom.

YES! THIS! Thank you! (And sorry for the yelling)

I’m just curious about which part of their Heritage they’re proud of? Can we please get these lawmakers to answer to exactly what it is about the Confederate Flag and Confederate history that they’re proud of?

But okay, this is genius and I really love it and wish my congressperson was a cowardly shit so I could copy you. (I have Jared Huffman and he is holding a town hall like a responsible adult booo)

Me too, in California. But I would like us to become our own country with Washington and Oregon first. Goodbye, USofA. Hello, Cascadia!

They may one day grow up to *be* soldiers so who’s to say they aren’t prematurely infringing upon the 3rd Amendment??

Stealing the shit out of this metaphor. Also, I think you officially have a following because I will proudly be the 100th person to tell you I love you for everything you’re saying.

I don’t think they can honestly conceive of a scenario in which a woman actually doesn’t want to be pregnant. They consider a child-free lifestyle a phase we’ll grow out of.

Tortured for 40 weeks AND forced to raise another human being for the next 25 years (because let’s face it, no one is self-sufficient at 18 anymore).

We’ll also need it to defend against the White Walkers. Winter is coming!

I’m afraid also. But I’m trying to be optimistic in the sense that I have a gut feeling that if they were to accomplish what they’re out to get, it’ll backfire royally. Not because they simply want to outlaw abortions; they want to assign “personhood” to embryos and gut funding to comprehensive sex education and…

Omg thank you for this. I work in Elections and my goat is get every time someone blames the DNC. They are glorified party planners. The people registered in that party are the ones who voted for Hillary in the primaries. The delegates at the convention voted the way the people did. The DNC is the smallest factor in…

They would also be against in-vitro fertilization because there are many many many many many fertilized eggs that are destroyed in that process. And yet....