I found nothing in mine except a long list of students who think Facebook Messenger is an appropriate medium for contacting their professor when they’ve missed class.

Those were the designated Preppy Colors! And if you weren’t Prep you weren’t shite. xD Oh gawd, it was awful.

I actually saw a screenname on okcupid for “notarapist.”

weirdly, what annoys me the most in the first ad is that he ought to have written the last *true* renaissance man. Renaissance is a noun and thus should be modified by an adjective not an adverb.

I need it straight up!

Fair Maiden—forever it is that I shall love you. And fear not, for your heart too shall find its true course. Your magic is powerfully special. Godspeed, thy nonage. No fatties.

*TOSSES WAIST TRAINER ASIDE IN DESPAIR*

And she needs to be “genuinely” slim. Like, no, I’m slim but just faking it?

Signed Nichard Namirez

I fucking hate drop-crotch pants. They are an abomination.

Norovirus is the absolute WORST. At first, you’re afraid you’re going to die. Then you’re afraid you’re not going to die.

Old bay?

He said “large”. Large is like the new “phat” except it is spelled the same as “large”, so it gets confusing sometimes.

EJ is fab and no longer large, except in name and style.

I’ve seen a couple fb friends post “never hillary” pledges and I’m like YOU JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN?!? Dicks. Literally WHY do ppl hate Hillary that much? I’m not over the moon about her, but I think she’ll be competent.

You seem cool.

I think polls show that most Democrats generally like Clinton and Sanders and would have no problem voting for either. And most Sanders supporters would certainly vote for Clinton if she wins the nomination. The loudest voices on the Internet just happen to be the stubborn ones, and they dominate the conversation.

I choose to interpret this a good hand washing practice.

I could never pledge to not be mischievous. It would kill me.

And “live my life in purity?” What the fuck does that even mean?