Fascinating. Was any of the leftover stuff worth keeping? I’m always so baffled by people who leave things behind when they move, like don’t you need that stuff?!

The very first season of The Surreal Life was this. I am sure someone thought putting Tammy Faye Baker and Ron Jeremy in the same house woud be drama llama city, but it was awesome, everyone was super nice and supportive of each other, everyone went to Tammy Faye’s book launch and teared up when she was speaking and…

The show where Mario Batali, Gwyneth Paltrow, Mark Bittman, and a Spanish actress all drive around Spain together eating great food, getting solidly drunk, and picking up Michael Stipe on the side of the road. Just incredibly pleasant television.

Not one aspect of any of that is surprising except for the part where the vegan lasagna was good. Not because Courtney made it, but because “vegan lasagna”.

Okay, they were never openly horrible to me but they were to my neighbours and friends, and Their open kitchen window is right across from my very thin front door so I have heard many things I never wanted to hear. These people are clearly fucked up, but they’re also just plain weird.

No, I really do want to know. Spill, please.

i was thinking more toward of daughter and mother porn.

when I read that word I read it as WOMB-MEN

For me, it evoked this conversation in my head:

Exactly. The only thing that stopped me was fear of it interrupting the re-growth of my hymen. (Hiiiii, Men!!!)

Hell, I put a grain of sand up in there three years ago and I'm still waiting for a big expensive-ass PEARL to come out :/

See, for me when I read that word I read it as WOMB-MEN as in little tiny men that live in your womb, on guard and ready to attack any foreign Womb Pearls that come it’s way

It might have a chalky under-taste!

If a woman who looks like this:

Came here to exclaim the wonder that is Wombmen

I’ve only read bits and pieces about this but what benefit did Sony gain by fighting her on this and making it a big public thing? (Surely when it originally came up they could have let her out of her contract and mumbled something about going separate professional ways?) How do the legal proceedings really benefit…

There’s a version of Timber that has Kesha verses instead of Pitbull and it is The Word of Life.

Kesha Rose, I still love you girl and am ROOTING for you, even though you used “literally” wrong, though I guess we’re all dying “literally” since the day we’re born. so never you mind. FREE KESHA.

Hey New Yorkers, where on 5th Ave is the best chance for ricochet?