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This is every man I’ve ever dated (and most have subsequently left me because I wasn’t “broken” enough which...I’m pretty busted, so....). I think he left out the “young” before women and the qualifier that “fixing” the broken not require anything from him other than his wallet and his dick.

Why is there no vomiting emoji?

Seriously. I want to know how many of the people jumping on him are actual people of color versus how many are grandstanding whites who want to out-ally an obvious ally.

This is a rare feeling for me, but does he really deserve this level of vitriol? Like I get it, his tweets were incredibly naive and definitely speak to the cloud of privilege he must have lived in his entire life, but also the fact that he was disturbed by what he saw suggests to me that he has at least a shred of

Just know that you have named my autobiography. “Catching Dick Left and Right: The LolaCat5 Story” will sell ALL the copies because of you.

Leo is fatter than Amy. He never mentions it; neither does anyone else. PS You have to have a gigantic head if you want to get picked for Hollywood.

She is “fat” for her industry and is probably told so by power players on the regular. I agree it is a little tone deaf when most people are heavier than her, but it might be her reality. I am pregnant right now and the number of people who walk up to me and tell me I am HUGE (even though I am in the normal weight

“Hello ladies, you’re looking lovely this evening. Maybe we should all go back to my room...have you ever heard of Settlers of Catan?”

I have a theory that Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t actually have sex with the huge number of women he brings back to his room, he just really likes board games.

And I’m sure there were moments of fleeting happiness in the concentration camps of Germany, the gulags of Siberia, etc. etc.

A lot of “practitioners” of facilitated communication are in major denial and think their patients actually are communicating. (Instead it’s their own unconscious desires pushing the finger around.)

Just because he has a severe physical disability doesn’t mean he can’t be attractive to someone. And I do believe she really thought she was communicating with him - she buys into the whole FC thing. It does speak to an acute narcissism, since she really just in love with her own sub-conscious.

I’d have to give it the 80s treatment - lots of dubious consent and maybe some spanking.

I haven’t published anything since 2011 so I have to finish my current manuscript but maybe after that’s done...

After all this time, Alan.

Seriously fucking gutted. Alan Rickman gif thread. Rest easy you magnificent bastard.

I was an ugly, awkward teenager, and I had this beautiful, sad friend. We used to listen to David Bowie in the dark and hold hands.

Ah, the present pluperfect subjunctive.

I read that graphic as “109 kids” and thought, wow, they had a bunch more while I wasn’t paying attention!

“These are humans that had experiences that coincided with the passing of time from which rotations of the earth have allowed distance to be created”