Mrs White FTW!

I already said this on Mr. smew's Facebook today - Since when are ribs a lesser cut of meat?! Ribs are awesome!!

So much goodness here..."...in my mind, Beyonce is basically my mom." "...everything just snapped shut like a bear trap". This piece should be studied in human sexuality classes as a brilliant illustration of the vagaries of female masturbation. I mean, the cats, the radiator, the roommate...I GET IT.

We're omnivores. This means we can and will eat anything we can digest that provides calories and nutrients. So if you can't digest milk, don't drink it. If you can, and yes, some caucasian adults evolved to drink it and actually can digest it, go ahead. Going dairy free never did shit to improve my digestion, which…

At some point when I was attempting, painfully, to skim the book when it was going around the office, I had ONE fantasy generated by it. In which I break down the door with my brass knuckles, scream "I'VE GOT YER RED ROOM OF PAIN RIGHT HERE!" and punch Christian Grey in the throat repeatedly.

I was going to reply "And the writing is unreadable!" and then I saw your Kinja moniker. And became jealous of it. It's so bad, but not quite bad enough to become a campy cult classic.

I've heard it used in law enforcement contexts, and that's about it. Which speaks volumes by itself.

Speaking as a non-psychiatrist in the mental health field, I think Hoarders does a fairly matter-of-fact job of illustrating the disorder for viewers without completely trashing the dignity of the person suffering from it. In fact, I think the show stands out from other "reality" and talk shows that try to address…

How do I reconcile this legging-induced lust madness with all the "sponsored content" on my interwebs saying "Men HATE it when you wear this!!!" next to a picture of a woman in yoga pants? I mean, what do I do? Maybe I should wear them to repulse men and dampen their lustfulness?

Little children dying of Ebola, lying in their own crap while no one can comfort or hold them, doesn't weigh heavy on her heart, but ladies in ill-fitting pants?! OH THE HUMANITY!

I'm 47, and when I was growing up, they didn't call it "free-range parenting". They called it "parenting". And we didn't have safety cards or cell phones (yeah, yeah, and we walked to school in the snow uphill both ways). I'm all for safety improvements like car seats, but calling in CPS because some kids walked less…

I think it's because it's so insanely specific, and time-consuming in a setting where you're supposed to be getting an education. And while appearance matters, much of what they are insisting on would not be professionally necessary or appropriate after graduation, especially the heavy makeup. And frankly, French…

(btw my first-world, non-homeless, privileged-enough-to-enjoy-sleeping-outside solution is to leave the Nuva Ring in)

Listen, I don't care for them on multi-day hikes. You still have the issue of privacy (some of us can only get them in by getting into some nutty positions), inconsistent hand hygiene, and keeping them sanitized. The extra fuel for boiling water weighs less than used tampons, but it doesn't weigh nothing, and some…

I KNOW, I'm afraid I'll get malware or just encourage them. I think it was about makeup at first, (like anyone thinks makeup ads aren't photoshopped??), but it seems to have spread to any number of possible topics or products.

That's a ruffle? I thought she just forgot to give it a tug before she sat down.

I thought she was perfect, but then I was inundated with Internet ads saying "Ellen Degeneres LIED!!!!!" So clearly, she is a big liar.

SHUT YO MOUTH!

The dog probably buried it in the yard. And then rolled around in it.

I think there is some funny material in Amal Land if someone wants to actually work to come up with it (says someone who finds her completely amazing). Just saying "No one is safe - even Amal!" is just lazy. Griffin doesn't even understand why people don't tend to mock her. Controversy has to actually be about…