These are men who consider themselves against sexual assault, and are shocked to find themselves accused of it.

Mandatory.

We probably have Jessica Williams to thank for this , at least in part. (Comedy Central link didn't work so I had to use Yahoo)

When I take off for the weekend to go have sex with my boyfriend, no one will call CPS on my cats. Thus, one of the reasons I have them and not children.

Awful, terrble news. He struggled with depression & addiction for years. More proof that mental illness does not discriminate. He had the world's adoration, a loving family & resources far beyond what the average person has and still lost the battle. I hope that someday we treat mental illness as the devastating thing…

Did your wine come from Wal-Mart too?

Like, y'know, whatever.

Rick is priceless @ 5:15. With his bangs blowing in the wind.

First of all, Paris, Einstein was a Pisces. Secondly, geniuses don't believe in astrology. Super effort, though.

Philadelphia pools are such dicks, man. Remember when they told Mac, Charlie, Dee, and Dennis they were at capacity, and they all had to go swimming at the gross public pool that was covered in broken glass? RUDE.