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This is just to say
I have eaten the grilled cheese
That you left in the fridge
And were probably saving for breakfast
Which was stupid:
It would have congealed and gotten gross.

Turkey burgers are so gross. No fat, no flavor, just big balls of bland. And ground poultry is just a sanitation nightmare.

Cocobolo, not teak. This is very important.

Evil!Kim is so much better than Evil!Skylar…and I liked Evil!Skylar.

They're journeyman comedians, which means they pop up everywhere. I saw them do a show maybe 12 years back, and they were really really nice.

It means *attracted* to people of both/all genders. I think most people are capable of being attracted to someone without fucking them.

He campaigned on destroying civil liberties and rule of law. Why "give him a chance"?

Hector is the worst. The combination of brutality and stupidity is just so Trumpian.

He fills the pill with jellybeans!

You know what this sauce goes especially well with? Hormel Black Label Bacon and Bacon Products.
A truly delicious combination.

"I'm livin' life with some burdensome [individuals]."

I thought 2 was the best season. Rachel is such a great villain. S3 sucked, and S4 was pretty alright.

I hovered over the upvote for a second in order to get a heart like.

As my old philosophy prof would say, "Drink up, Socrates! It's all-natural."

H8 Song.

Yeah. It's too bad.

More like Vic the Dick from Orphan Black.

I audibly gasped when the focus shifted and the sign started to sizzle. When he was fucking over Jimmy, he can handle the electricity. Now that the script has been flipped…ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

He originally had more of a role when BCS was planned to be a queso the week legal drama.