*second and third quarters happen*

Welp, it’s a good thing the Wizards got out to such an insurmountable lead! It would be a shame if that lead disappeared early in the second quarter...

I started watching Sports center as a young child in the late eighties when it was just sports and no hidden political agenda.

Maybe if a tape surfaces with a player feeling better after smoking weed, he’ll change his mind.

There is an official beer of the NFL and every NFL team. Fuck this guy.

If you’re so firmly conservative that your mind goes immediately to “ESPN’s liberal agenda is killing them!”, you are likely a strong supporter of Fox News. If you have Fox News, you have cable. And if you have cable...you’re paying ESPN like $80 a year even if you never touch the channel.

Before choosing to watch my favorite team on television, I, like most sports fans, apply a strict political litmus test on the ideological philosophy of the network broadcasting the game.

I feel like I can say with total confidence that literally no black person on that train (“rap minstrel” or otherwise) said:

*sigh*

TL;DR: NOT ALL WHITE PEOPLE.

Kraft doesn’t meet the criteria of being a director AND owning 5% of the stock. So, like so much reporting these days, all smoke no fire. Rumor, gossip, fake.

Sure, the job involved making a lot of mountains out of molehills for the sake of a splashy back page, but it fit my style.

I dunno, the rules say “does not own more than 5% of shares AND does not serve on the board.”

The idea that this was a meaningless Clasico is the dumbest take ever.