I’m not in bad physical shape, but I am tall. It’s much easier for me to get in and out of something with a higher ride height than something lower. Not long ago, I had an A6 Avant S-line. Loved that car but disliked the contortion required to get out and pretty much just falling into the seat when getting in. I have…

I present the Kenneth Cole edition of the Mini Cooper.

When I saw the side my first thought was A7.

True dat.

What we have here, boys, is a case of dumbassery.

Damn. That's busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

That’s real purty right there, y’all.