I totally married a Harry and it rules. 

I was going to guess radiatori or campanelle, just because they’re short pastas, and kind of blobby and squiggly?

Fucking seriously. I have a friend with a terrible cough, no sense of smell or taste, but she can’t get a test because she isn’t running a fever. It’s total bullshit what these guys are doing.

Yeah let’s test these shit bums every day when they have unlimited access to the best PPE and healthcare but continue to not give a fuck about who else they may be infecting while they’re out on PR tours.

What’s also so annoying is that your test results only pertain to the moment you took the test. I have to get tested every seven days for the next month (the joys of working with both positive and negative patients) and I pretty much act like I’m radioactive and that everyone is similarly contagious. Every negative I…

This bastard gets a test every day so he can go from being useless back to being worse than useless. I’ve had covid symptoms twice and they’re like, “Yeah, you probably got it, but we don’t have many tests. Just stay home and call if it gets worse.”

Reporters need to hammer Trump and everyone in his administration about the contradiction of his position on testing for the country (he doesn’t think it’s so important) and the fact that anytime someone close to the White House is suspected of having or actually has Covid-19 they make sure to tell us how often Trump,…

This. He’s a psychopath, not a germophobe. In fact, right now he’s trying to pretend, for his own cretinous and totally selfish reasons, to pretend the virus is “no big deal”, even as those in his circle test positive for it. Mark my words, his next “line of attack” will be to insinuate that COVID victims somehow…

True. Do you remember how you viewed the world and your mother when you were 4 years old? Can you imagine 4 huge strangers with guns gabbing your mother and dragging her away? And then grabbing you? And from then the nightmare only gets worse. And Steven Miller 100% ENJOYS causing that. Yeah, wouldn’t shed ant tears…

Slowly and painfully. I only wish we could lock him in a border cage for his last days.

Right? I mean...does he think daily testing prevents infection? Like it’s a vaccine or something?

He’s just been zoning out during Fauchi and Brix's explanation of the latency period of the virus; God knows what he's thinking with that constipated look on his face, but it's not about the 14 day window.

In fairness:

SO, I had COVID and let me tell you how much it suuuuucked.

I think he just thinks other people are gross, unless they are Barbie doll looking women about to fuck him. Remember the story about the man who almost died in front of him at maralago? He fell and cracked his head on the marble floor and there was blood pooling around his head the way Trump tells it. And all he can…

Point of order: without attempting to slut shame in any way, no one who has any kind of anxiety about disease transmission has unprotected sex with a porn star they just met. I’ll be the first to say that porn stars are people too, and they deserve to have a sex life outside of their job. But they also understand,…

I had one in avocado that my mother gave me to take to college.  Somehow, in the move back from college and then away on my own, it got lost or thrown away.  I’m still bitter about it.  You could puree gravel in that thing.

A lot of the 80s were pretty terrible for kitchen decor/design as well — grotty dark wood cabinets, antiqued brass pulls, antiquey-floral textiles, garlic wreaths, the fucking Kitchen Witch thing. The first half of the decade there was still a STRONG interest in “country” stuff, Little House on the Prairie, prairie dre…

I think it was the ‘80's when the idea of what a kitchen should look like took a turn. I remember a wealthy friend doing a massive renovation which included a huge kitchen in all white and stainless steel. We had never seen anything like it before. My spouse quipped that it looked like an operating theatre - and it…

Oh, heck, macrame all the things. Fill your house with dusty rope and ribbons.