Lisa Bloom is fucked. She’s going to spend the rest of her career/life dealing with the fallout from Harvey, and it’s a shame because she has a point: she was a well-respected women’s rights attorney. Now she is a...well, she’s an attorney with name recognition.

No one who has ever, ever bought an ad says—let the actual experts figure this one out. Because all clients believe they have way more expertise than the professionals they have just hired and paid $$$ to.

Yeah. Agree. I understand when ads come under fire for missing the mark in an offensive way (like the Pepsi one, I guess), but mocking and rolling our eyes at every well meaning effort, just because it isn’t a total bullseye, feels counterproductive. I know this was just a silly little sarcastic article in classic…

Clients in advertising are THE WORST. Everytime I see a “what stupid agency did this?!” comment, I immediately want to retort with “They didn’t. They came up with a loose concept and the client ran it into the ground.”

“The contents of her purse included a loose $100 bill. Who does that?!”

I bet a female creative team was behind the first one. Maybe the last. Maybe.

“A fashion show with no fashions. How dreadful.”

Of all the couples in the Housewives lexicon, I kind of think Simon and Alex are most perfect for each other.

True. Very dark undertones. And Dana is a confusing concept even for experts.

Kelly is honestly the worst character ever on TV.

I’m never not amazed at Trump’s ability to consistently live down to the lowest of expectations. Everyone expected him to make a fucking natural disaster and severe humanitarian crisis about himself and his ego, with no fucking mention of the victims, and of course he fucking did. The second easiest thing for a…

Sorry, did you call for Corpus Christie?

I expect someone did suggest sensible clothing and footwear, but all she heard was “yes, there will be cameras”. She’s such a sad little bit of plastic.

Trump has yet to accept Mexico’s offer of help to the Houston flood victims.

So the subsidy reactivates.

No good can come of this. I have said this before, but I will keep saying it for as long as I have to. Militaries need enemies to justify their existence. When you militarize the police, the police will look for enemies. They aren’t going out to fight other police forces, so citizens become the enemy.

The one that made me want to hurl was when she went to the older one’s first gyno appointment with her (and the camera crew).

And “cumin.”

I think she’s one of the worst mothers of any franchise. The girls seemed like they had Stockholm syndrome and had to keep reassuring her what a great mother she was. I just can’t watch Danielle Staub again.

How about Teresa’s acrostic breakdown of POSHE?! “Piece of Shit Cokewhore Homewrecker Everyday”!!!! Someone took a poetry class in prison.